Man orders KFC three times during one NRL game

By Josh Bell

In unprecedented circumstances, a man has ordered KFC on three separate occasions during a single game of NRL football last Sunday.

Having been prompted by the advertisements that occur every time there is a video referee decision, he was easy-pickings to be enticed to his local finger-lickin’ chicken establishment.

The man, 22, lives a mere 120 metres from his local KFC store, or as he approximates, ‘about a 4–5 minute turnaround in the car — depending how switched on the staff are.’

Having consumed a large quantity of lager, vodka mixes and numerous shots of tequila the previous evening, and not having consumed any grub so far that day, the adverts simply became too much to ignore at 2:17pm during the West Tigers and Sydney Roosters game.

“The ref decided to go upstairs to have a closer look at one of the Roosters’ seven tries, and sure enough there was the bucket of chicken, spinning away,” the KFC-satisfied male explained.

“It was all a bit too much for me really.”

But the afternoon of greasy chicken bliss was not to end here though.

Just as he had wiped the copious amount of crumbs, 11 herbs and spices and grease off his face with his always-handy KFC face wipe; another try was scored.

Again, despite being in perfect position only two metres from the action, the ref felt it necessary to get some help from the bunker.

“A bucket of popcorn chicken for $10?

“You try ignoring that kinda bullshit deal when you are as hungover as I was!” the man exclaimed.

He was back with his bucket of popcorn sized chicken bites before he realised that a Golden Gaytime Krusher would really hit the spot.

“Don’t judge me…”